Perfect, so you're getting them in training early then
Gee, they'd be doing well if they're home next week
Actually, now I think about it, they'd be = about 37 weeks then, wouldn't they? That's not so bad, my first was 37 weeks and he's a huge, muscly 12 year old now lol.
My husband and I have a theory, though. As you walk out the hospital doors, there's a hidden zapper that zaps your babies as you leave and turns them from cute little sleeping angels into crying, feeding, sleep interrupting machines. So be sure to shield them as you walk out those hospital doors, won't you?