COMEDY

[crikey]

Mere Male
yesterday , l had to buy a packet of rat sak, as the mice are trying to take residence in the caravan
I asked my husband to put some on the top of the wardrobe in the caravan.
Today , l went in do do some housework and found the packet unopened on the top of the wardrobe,
I asked him : why haven't you opened the box and left out a sachet?
He said: I don't have to . The mice can read the instructions!

[Lily]

Sounds exactly the sort of thing and follow up comment that my husband would do (sorry, honey xxx)

OK, while we're sharing. We were up at Eildon around Christmas time, admiring the view from our deck. My (usually very intelligent) better half looked across the paddocks in the farmer's land next to us, and, noticing the big bales of hay scattered across the field, mused, "They must be getting cows next door."

Uh, whaaaaat? Ya don't think perhaps the farmer had baled up the hay to sell, honey?